I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He passed out mid-signature
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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