just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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