saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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