Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
