saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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