I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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