I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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