First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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