So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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