Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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