I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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