he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
