how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
