can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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