Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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