So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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