Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
23 Insane Reasons People Got Fired
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm