He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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