so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.