bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?