Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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