she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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