i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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