erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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