I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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