Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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