So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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