so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
