Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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