so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
