shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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