Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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