I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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