Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Only a mothe r could love this liver
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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