Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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