so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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