Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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