its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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