One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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