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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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