so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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