i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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