I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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