seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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