That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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