i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm too high and old for this...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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