Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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