You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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