I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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