would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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