If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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