I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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