just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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