i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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