were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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