He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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