In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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