When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
