apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
