he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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