No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize