he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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